It probably goes without saying that noodles, in general, should be eaten and not drunken (the proper word is actually 'drank', but you get the idea ;-).
But in this crazy, upside down, and all-too-often counterintuitive world, drunken noodles are indeed an actual thing...
A new study shows the rental housing vacancy rate for the city of Wenatchee is 7 percent, a steep rise from typical rates of 1 percent or less in recent years